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Baby Solutions 1-2-3
Take part in an exclusive Nutrition & Feeding Educational Seminar sponsored by Similac.
* Local experts will offer quick overviews of basics for raising strong and healthy families
* Enjoy a complimentary gift bag with samples (while supplies last)
* Kids are welcome — activity sheets will be provided so they can have fun while you learn
Guess what part of nutrition will not be taught by a seminar sponsored by Similac?
Give up? Breastfeeding, thats what!
http://walmart.triaddigital.com/uploadedFiles/…/All_Things_Baby/Feeding_Time_English.pdf
Tips like: preparing infant formula, choosing the right formula, and burping your gassy baby after he sucks down air and formula from a plastic bottle. Oh, and lots of free samples.
Gag me now.
Join us at participating Wal-Mart stores on February 3 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Huh, don’t tempt me.
technorati tags: breastfeeding, babies, nutrition, Wal-Mart
Oh! You forgot the ever-important “how to cope with your screaming infant while you try them on every single formula out there in hopes of finding one that won’t make them wail in pain” followered closely by “what to cut out of your budget to be able to afford hypoallergenic formula”.
But no, don’t talk about breastfeeding know-how or *gasp!* relactation! Breasts are for sex, not food. Maybe they could raffle off some tassles or something.
i can’t figure out who’s the greater evil here – Similac for existing or WalMart for enabling…
Yeah, that’s creepy. You think they’d have something better to offer the kiddies than “activity sheets” too. Maybe milk and pepsi flavored lollipops!
I think this is the perfect place for a nurse-in. Let the newbies sit through the little seminar and then let them walk out to see just breasts and babies with signs that say, “ummmm … or you could just do this?”
Even better: “I don’t need free samples. I have free milk!”