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13 November 2009 ~ 7 Comments

I Was A Toddler Vampire

Excuse the poor quality, it’s a photo of a (very old) photo.

vampire toddler

This is an actual photo of me when I was around 2. Take a close look at the mouth. Closer. A little closer. Come on, just a little closer.

face close up

Yes, those would be fangs. Like a vampire. Rawr!

When I was 2 I fell off my uncle’s front porch, knocking out my front two teeth and breaking the side ones into perfect fangs. Some would say this was a sign of what evil I would bring, others thought it was just a great photo op. Those same others had this picture framed inside a giant heart and displayed it near the front door for many years. Just try to imagine explaining through your teenage years that you were not, in fact, a vampire as a toddler.

Sure I had the teeth and bit a few people, but it was all a big coincidence.

I swear.

7 Responses to “I Was A Toddler Vampire”

  1. Leslie @LaMamaNaturale 13 November 2009 at 1:47 pm Permalink

    OMG! You poor thing! You’re hilarious about it tho’! I love it. LOL!
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  2. Amber 13 November 2009 at 2:30 pm Permalink

    That is sort of an awesome photo and story. At least you were only little when this happened, so that it wasn’t a permanent vampirification.
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  3. Christine 13 November 2009 at 4:01 pm Permalink

    Holy crap! LMAO!
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  4. Rana 14 November 2009 at 12:42 pm Permalink

    That is to funny and so wrong of them to take that picture at the same time.
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  5. Rita 15 November 2009 at 1:54 am Permalink

    Oh my goodness! So what happened? Were they able to fix your teeth and give you replacements? How long did you have to go with no front teeth?

    Summer Reply:

    I went without front teeth until my permanent ones grew in. It was too expensive to replace them.

  6. Ginny 15 November 2009 at 8:52 pm Permalink

    LOL, that is awesome! I love it. What a strange thing to happen.
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