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		<title>By: abby</title>
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		<dc:creator>abby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey summer!
you were one of the first 20 moms to reply to the momfinition contest so you WON $50 BUCKS!  i want to pay you so please, please, please email me your mailing address!
i hope you&#039;re having a great summer!
abby

abby.pecoriello@nick.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey summer!<br />
you were one of the first 20 moms to reply to the momfinition contest so you WON $50 BUCKS!  i want to pay you so please, please, please email me your mailing address!<br />
i hope you&#8217;re having a great summer!<br />
abby</p>
<p><a href="mailto:abby.pecoriello@nick.com">abby.pecoriello@nick.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Reiza</title>
		<link>http://wiredfornoise.com/momfinitions-crazy-things-that-only-moms-understand/comment-page-1#comment-5869</link>
		<dc:creator>Reiza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was going to tell you that twittermoms stole your idea and then I reread this and realized it was written with that in mind.

I thought they had ripped you off.  :-)

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Reiza\&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://offthespaceship.blogspot.com/2009/07/nice-people-rock.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Nice people ROCK!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was going to tell you that twittermoms stole your idea and then I reread this and realized it was written with that in mind.</p>
<p>I thought they had ripped you off.  <img src='http://wiredfornoise.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><abbr><em></em><em>Reiza\&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://offthespaceship.blogspot.com/2009/07/nice-people-rock.html">Nice people ROCK!</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Br8eyes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Br8eyes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ohhhh, so that&#039;s what they&#039;re called! Flappy Wings!! he he he he! Love it! ♥

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Br8eyes\&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://ibroughtyouin.blogspot.com/2009/07/celebrate-getting-older.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Celebrate getting older...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ohhhh, so that&#8217;s what they&#8217;re called! Flappy Wings!! he he he he! Love it! ♥</p>
<p><abbr><em></em><em>Br8eyes\&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://ibroughtyouin.blogspot.com/2009/07/celebrate-getting-older.html" rel="nofollow">Celebrate getting older&#8230;</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Sara</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh man...I totally used to have some that K and I used all the time but they&#039;ve been lost in this rusty trap I call a brain...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man&#8230;I totally used to have some that K and I used all the time but they&#8217;ve been lost in this rusty trap I call a brain&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: karen</title>
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		<dc:creator>karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love the post soooo funny love the wings hehehe

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;karen\&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KrazyMamaKarebare/~3/nPENkKAimS8/wordless-wednesday_15.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Wordless Wednesday&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love the post soooo funny love the wings hehehe</p>
<p><abbr><em></em><em>karen\&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KrazyMamaKarebare/~3/nPENkKAimS8/wordless-wednesday_15.html">Wordless Wednesday</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Reiza</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reiza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh oh oh, I just thought of another one.  

SING-A-LONG:  Where mom rewrites the lyrics to songs to better suit her situation (and in the case of children&#039;s songs, to make them far more snarky and far less annoying).

i.e.  singing, &quot;These boobs are made for nursing,&quot; to the tune of Nancy Sinatra&#039;s, &quot;These Boots Are Made For Walking.&quot;  

It can also be rewritten using the word &quot;squirting&quot; for those &quot;Milk bath&quot; times.  :-)

&quot;These boobs are made for squirting
And that&#039;s just what they&#039;ll do.
One of these days these boobs are gonna
squirt all over you.&quot;

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Reiza\&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://offthespaceship.blogspot.com/2009/07/nice-people-rock.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Nice people ROCK!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh oh oh, I just thought of another one.  </p>
<p>SING-A-LONG:  Where mom rewrites the lyrics to songs to better suit her situation (and in the case of children&#8217;s songs, to make them far more snarky and far less annoying).</p>
<p>i.e.  singing, &#8220;These boobs are made for nursing,&#8221; to the tune of Nancy Sinatra&#8217;s, &#8220;These Boots Are Made For Walking.&#8221;  </p>
<p>It can also be rewritten using the word &#8220;squirting&#8221; for those &#8220;Milk bath&#8221; times.  <img src='http://wiredfornoise.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>&#8220;These boobs are made for squirting<br />
And that&#8217;s just what they&#8217;ll do.<br />
One of these days these boobs are gonna<br />
squirt all over you.&#8221;</p>
<p><abbr><em></em><em>Reiza\&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://offthespaceship.blogspot.com/2009/07/nice-people-rock.html">Nice people ROCK!</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Reiza</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reiza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Caffeinated chiuahuha: would be an awesome band name, but unfortunately, it is the result of when the children let the dog eat the coffee grinds.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Reiza\&#180;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://offthespaceship.blogspot.com/2009/07/nice-people-rock.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Nice people ROCK!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Caffeinated chiuahuha: would be an awesome band name, but unfortunately, it is the result of when the children let the dog eat the coffee grinds.</p>
<p><abbr><em></em><em>Reiza\&#180;s last blog post..<a href="http://offthespaceship.blogspot.com/2009/07/nice-people-rock.html">Nice people ROCK!</a></em></abbr></p>
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