Wired For Noise

I have two questions: Why am I seeing Jessica Simpson’s picture everywhere, and why does everyone think she’s fat?
I usually avoid the tabloid stuff, but I just can’t away from Simpson. She’s on the cover of every magazine, staring at me from pop up ads online with “Do you think Jessica is fat? Vote now [...]

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[A little old school Offspring for you in the title]
I’m addicted to sugar. Insanely, passionately addicted. It’s half the reason my butt is too big for most chairs and my gut hangs out of my shirts. Of course the other half of the reason is that I’m lazy, but that’s besides the point here.
I wish [...]

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