photo credit: Katie Tegtmeyer
Monday I wrote a post making fun of myself for losing my cool and flashing the mailman. The whole point of the post was to share a funny, embarrassing moment where I looked like an ass. Because dudes, I do that quite frequently.
Some people didn’t take it that way. Some people [...]
I’m freaking out a little over the idea of having three kids. Especially three that are aged 5 and under. How the hell am I supposed to nurse a newborn, chase a toddler, and keep the five year old entertained? I might pop a blood vessel thinking about it.
A popped blood vessel might explain [...]
You know I might not have had kids if I had known about the “mama can’t crap” clause. it’s in the fine print, hidden away where you won’t know about it until too late. In the clause it states that 30 seconds after you sit on the toilet 1 or more of these things [...]
6:30 AM – Awoken by a knee to the gut as the toddler claims his rightful place in the center of the bed. He nurses while I try to sleep a little more.
7:20 AM – Up and out of bed. Distract the toddler with Mickey Mouse and warm, buttered blueberry bread. Step over preschooler laying [...]
