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05 August 2008 ~ 2 Comments

Where The Flab Meets The Road

If there’s one good thing that is coming out of my camera being broken it’s this: you won’t have to see photos of my ass.

I know you are probably both thrilled and confused, I mean I never officially threatened to force you all to see photos of my jiggly bum so announcing that the threat will not be carried out is a bit odd. You see, Mrs. G, whom I love, is planning to start exercising and working on getting herself a 5K ass. Now, while she actually plans to run a 5K next year I’d love enjoy having an ass that suggests that I do run that far. But without all the actually running and stuff, ’cause I’m lazy like that.

So when Simple Mom posted about doing just a little bit each day to build a habit of working out, and then Mrs. G decided to start sharing photos of her least photographed areas … well I’m a sucker for peer pressure. And since I can’t afford liposuction and don’t to try diet pills I’m going to have try (again) the old fashioned way. So here’s my plan.

  1. Only get online early in the AM to check stats and scheduled posts, no more lost mornings chatting in my jammies while the kids whine about wanting to go outside.
  2. Actually, kind of, sorta do that exercise thing. Just a little bit.
  3. Go to bed at a decent hour. Which means stop goofing off and get down to business first when I get online at night.
  4. Step away from the snack food (she says with half a chocolate cookie in her mouth).

I don’t know that doing those few things will give me the kind of ass that lets me wear spandex shorts without shame, but it’s got to be a good start. Right?

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2 Responses to “Where The Flab Meets The Road”

  1. Kim @ What's That Smell? 5 August 2008 at 9:17 am Permalink

    Good luck!

    I need to get my rear in gear too!

  2. Sara 6 August 2008 at 3:53 pm Permalink

    its gonna be a good start hon!!


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