Where The Flab Meets The Road
If there’s one good thing that is coming out of my camera being broken it’s this: you won’t have to see photos of my ass.
I know you are probably both thrilled and confused, I mean I never officially threatened to force you all to see photos of my jiggly bum so announcing that the threat will not be carried out is a bit odd. You see, Mrs. G, whom I love, is planning to start exercising and working on getting herself a 5K ass. Now, while she actually plans to run a 5K next year I’d love enjoy having an ass that suggests that I do run that far. But without all the actually running and stuff, ’cause I’m lazy like that.
So when Simple Mom posted about doing just a little bit each day to build a habit of working out, and then Mrs. G decided to start sharing photos of her least photographed areas … well I’m a sucker for peer pressure. And since I can’t afford liposuction and don’t to try diet pills I’m going to have try (again) the old fashioned way. So here’s my plan.
- Only get online early in the AM to check stats and scheduled posts, no more lost mornings chatting in my jammies while the kids whine about wanting to go outside.
- Actually, kind of, sorta do that exercise thing. Just a little bit.
- Go to bed at a decent hour. Which means stop goofing off and get down to business first when I get online at night.
- Step away from the snack food (she says with half a chocolate cookie in her mouth).
I don’t know that doing those few things will give me the kind of ass that lets me wear spandex shorts without shame, but it’s got to be a good start. Right?








Good luck!
I need to get my rear in gear too!
its gonna be a good start hon!!